Saturday, 26 February 2011

Learn To Crash

It makes me laugh when driving instructors offer crash courses in learning to drive. It doesn't fill you with a lot of confidence does it?

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Nothing Really Changes - I'll Drink To That

On the news last Thursday morning, 17th February, I learned that 15,000 year old skeletons have been found in South-West UK, and evidence has been uncovered that people in those days drank out of skulls. If booze was around 15,000 years ago, then there wouldn't have been much difference from today. Think about it.... nowadays, people often get drunk out of their skulls. Back then, they would have got drunk out of...... skulls. The words "Get", "Got" and "Their" are the only differences in 15,000 years. Imagine it though, "I'll have a Skull of bitter please" or "Half a skull of Lager"... perhaps that is where the Lager brand Skol came from. In fact, it would have been better then when boozing, because you wouldn't have glass shattering all over the floor if or when you dropped your skull, as you do if you drop your pint glass today.

Sunday, 13 February 2011

Hanging on the telephone

When you are waiting on a phone to talk to somebody, wouldn’t it be good if they had some kind of spoken Juke Box, where you ask for a song which you like, and the Juke Box plays it, and therefore, it makes your wait more pleasant, instead of listening to any tune they play.

Monday, 7 February 2011

Who's advice should you follow?

In life, you can listen to so much advice and read so many books, but with everything, there is one person you should listen to most of all, and whose instincts you should follow, and that is yourself. There have been several times when people have told me not to do something, and I have following my instincts, and I was proved to be correct.

I usually analyse situations and make decisions on rational facts, but at times I go by the feelings of the situation, whether it feels or seems right or not, I might be able explain why or how I feel like that, but I have found when I have made decisions on that basis, I have rarely been wrong.